The New

Ros and I decided to go to London at the weekend. She has a ‘Priv’ ticket because her dad works on the railways and I have a season ticket so we both get free travel at the weekend (Ros actually gets free travel all the time) so there’s really no excuse not to go on little adventures from time to time.

We went to Covent Garden where I realised that my nearly new Lumix GF3 camera was broken. This pissed me off so we went shopping instead of wondering around taking delightful pictures in the afternoon winter sun.

We visited the Dr Marten’s shop and went to Westfield Stratford (largest urban shopping centre* in Europe).

We both bought some stuff, I bought these totally awesome Dr Marten’s….

Dr Marten 'Lucie'

They were HALF PRICE (£62) and thus count for one of Camille’s Saturday Steals. The heel is about 2 inches and they’re pretty ‘workman’ looking. They can easily be paired with a whole range of stuff and are a hell of alot easier to walk in that some of my other (rather higher) heeled boots.

Once at home I set about integrating them into an outfit and this is what I came up with…

Notice how I’ve managed to destroy the masculine credentials of the boots by wearing leggings and what amounts to a very short dress. But hey, they also look great with regular jeans and a t-shirt for those days when one is feeling a tad more conservative.

*American’s call these ‘malls’

PS. Does everyone like my balcony trellis?

Hotpants (false advertising in this case)

Is it ever possible that men will be allowed to wear hot-pants?

I don’t think it’ll ever be particularly common, but there are designers doing short-shorts for menfolk – Rad Hourani in particular (see previous post)

I have a pair that I’ve been using to preserve my dignity whilst wearing leggings as otherwise I suffer from a rather unsightly male ballet-danceresque bulge in that area. Not that I’m bragging or anything.

Anyway, this is my attempt at modelling hotpants.

My conclusion? Simple: omg I have f**king girls legs. Manly shoulders, but girls legs. No hotpants for me then. Harrumph.

Light Games

I have recently recharged the batteries of the remote control for my Philips Ambilight – which is a large neat LED lamp designed to light up your wall with any one of about 65,000 colours.

In honour of this I have decided to have a few games with light and colour – as well as show off some outfit ideas.

"my precious...."

Ok so this first one I actually like so much I’ve made it my Facebook profile picture. I’m wearing a Light Up Electric Souls t-shirt which I think was from River Island and also some electric blue jeans from Asos.

This one is mustard yellow jeans from People’s Market and a sort of Aztec design t-shirt from Asos, as well and my awesome Marc by Marc Jacobs boots. This one is particularly amusing because it sort of looks like my legs might well go on for ever…

Same outfit as the other blue one, but leaning up against the wall looking a bit stoned.

I’ve noticed recently theres a definitely trend at the moment for Aztec print leggings, this is my attempt to get in on the action, these are from River Island and the t-shirt is from The Long Clothing Company.

Cradling the Sun

I think this picture makes me look a bit chubby, but I do like the pattern on thrown on the wall by the lamp.

This is probably my brightest post yet. I don’t really have anything meaningful to say, I just wanted to share pretty colours with everyone!

Gender Blending

Right, well I’ve been experimenting with putting together something decent to go with the magnificent new boots. I think I’m come up with something thats not half bad so I thought I’d release it onto the world.

As I posted before, I was trying to find a way to use the leggings I bought for the elf outfit in my general everyday wear, so I thought why not use them with some black shorts (they’re actually pretty close to hotpants, but shhhhh).

Combined with a black t-shirt maybe a black long cardigan (but I’m not so sure about it, comments please) and I think I have something that looks pretty good – and not too feminine either.

I’m actually quite pleased with this photo – as well as the outfit!

This picture shows off the boots quite nicely. I also put on a bit heavier eyeliner than I normally wear to try and link in my face with the blackness of the boots, t-shirt and shorts.

This one includes the cardigan too, I’m not so sure about it because it think it makes me look a bit top heavy as I seem have pretty thin legs, but comments are appreciated.

Have a great week.

The New Boots

As part of my gender-blending fashion agenda I got permission from Ros to buy some Marc by Marc Jacobs wedge boots that were on sale. Pretty good, I thought as there was well over $200 off at Endless.com (by the way, for the sum of $0, they shipped them over to the UK in just 2 days).

Like most of the weird footwear I buy I think they’ll be paired with skinnies, but as I’ve said before I was trying to work out ways of integrating leggings into my wardrobe so I might go down that route too, maybe with some shorts… but we’ll see.

So here they are:

They are a fairly narrow fit but they good for my size 8 feet (11us, 42eu). They’re really nice and heavy solid feeling and for 4 1/2 inch heels they’re pretty comfortable. Really nice stitching detail around the eyelets.

The inside is really nice red leather. In short I’m really pleased with them and I’m looking forward to trying out a few outfits including them! Stay tuned for future updates…

The Sales

I’m going to lay my cards down early – I don’t like sales.

Women may well find them fun, but like most guys I find the idea of launching into town kicking and barging my way to a selection of goods reduced in price that I don’t really need…all because the retailer has put a time limit on the good times and promises to raise the prices again in a few days…pretty unappealing.

Instead I did some online shopping in the sales, and even though there’s been a bunch of bank holidays this week the stuff showed up ahead of schedule. Stand by for a whole heap of posts about stuff I’ve bought…including some rather astonishingly bright blue jeans.

For my elf outfit I ended up buying some £3 leggings from Primark and I’ve been trying to work out how to integrate them into general wear. So I bought a black cardigan to go with a long white t-shirt I already own and this is the result:

I’m pretty pleased with this – I think it still looks relatively masculine but also pretty edgy. The black chord of the white shirt works really well to link in the cardigan to rest of the outfit.

I think it also sort of works without the cardigan:

But I’m worried about the t-shirt looking too much like a dress. What does everyone else think?

List:
Boots: River Island
T-shirt: The Long Company
Cardigan: Asos
Leggings: Primark

The Christmas Elf

A few weeks ago a colleague of ours at work died. I cannot claim to have worked with her on a regular basis, but I knew her and I was saddened by her death. The weirdest thing was that she wasn’t, on the face of it, ill in any way. She didn’t have a car crash, or get murdered, or have a piano fall on her whilst walking through the street. She simply died. She went home from work one evening, went to bed and died.

Something about this seems grossly unfair. People don’t just die, something has to happen first right? No, apparently not, people can just die – for no good reason at all.

This is called Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. We’re doing some bits and pieces at work for fun and for charity this Christmas, and we picked the charity that researches this phenomenon as the one to donate the money to. It’s here if you fancy making a donation.

I’m going to work dressed a bit like a elf for the day – I’ve roped Ros into making me a massive Elf hat… but the outfit so far is….

Now this has got to be worth a couple of quid?

Awesome Androgyny

I’ve made several intimations in my postings on fashion that mens and womens clothing designs are getting closer and closer to each other. Yes folks, androgyny is in – but just what do I mean by that? What is androgyny?

Well the little dictionary on my mac says its ‘of indeterminate gender’, however dictionary definitions rarely capture the nuances of anything, let alone issues of sexuality, gender identification and definition. Therefore, I’m going to set the terms of reference for this particular post thus:

Clothing and style choices that introduce an element of ambiguity about ones gender.

Key here is ‘an element of’ – by this I meant that it doesn’t have to be crossdressing or an attempt to look entirely like the opposite gender, merely that a little bit of playfulness and fluidity is introduced into the equation.

Now there are people who identify themselves as androgynous on as their definition of themselves on the gender spectrum, if you’re interested in that then http://www.genderfork.com is a good place to start, but here we’re talking about the style choice only.

What has kicked off this post? Well its the news that Andrej Pejic was chosen as the model for a range of push-up bras for the dutch company Hema. Andrej Pejic is the one of the premier womens clothing models at the moment, fronting designers such as Jean-Paul Gaultier, and Marc Jacobs and he got much acclaim at the 2011 Paris shows. Yes – that wasn’t a typo. He. Andreij is a man.

This is fine, but it highlights one particular issue – designers are designing womens clothes that look their best then modelled by a man. Now Andreij Pejic is a particularly feminine looking man, but he is not a transexual, he has had no surgery or augmentation and therefore the clothes he models are designed to fit a shape that is unobtainable (and probably undesirable) for the vast majority of women. This is a giant signifier of the gradual unification of mens and womens clothing trends.

Now obviously this is at the most extreme end of the trend – but the same phenomenon can be seen right down at the consumer end of the market – most noticeable to me recently was outerwear or coats. I needed one, so I was searching through the usual haunts of Topman/Shop, River Island and the like and here are some examples of some strikingly androgynous styles…from relatively mainstream retailers…

Check out all the gold buttons, the sharp shoulders and the slight pinching at the waist, not to mention the belt. This is a pretty feminine coat, but not so much so that it looks like an womans coat, but it could be…

And here is the other side of the coin, this one being from Topshop – a womanswear retailer.

Womens fashion has always been better at integrating more masculine styles into ostensibly quite feminine clothes. For example:

At first glance this is clearly womens clothing, but have a look at those shoes – they not dainty, they’re big and stompy and an adaptable of mens office shoes in terms of the stitching detail. The dress too, its straight, with very little flare or embellishment, and bag looks like something a Doctor would have carried around in the 1950’s.

Look back up at the t-shirt. Looks like a mans t-shirt, but again a closer look reveals a dropped neckline, which is way more common on womens tops, its relatively long, and the sleeves are pretty short.

The perception therefore of whether something is ostensibly masculine depends largely on the model, and thus this is the key to androgynous fashion: it would probably look good on either gender.

Is this just a British thing? Let me know what you think.

Topshop Andre

Ok so I do wear slightly weird shoes and I promise that this will be the last post on the topic of heels for awhile – I’ll move onto something more interesting in due course. But before I do I wanted to share one last hurrah.

These black suede boots are the other of my recent purchases and I recently made them part of a casual party outfit to much acclaim. 

I think this works well because the black boots and black jeans sort of merge into one shape which then contrasts a bit with my tshirt and torso.

I would like to know what the world thinks though because I’d really like to start a trend – so please let me know.