Hotpants (false advertising in this case)

Is it ever possible that men will be allowed to wear hot-pants?

I don’t think it’ll ever be particularly common, but there are designers doing short-shorts for menfolk – Rad Hourani in particular (see previous post)

I have a pair that I’ve been using to preserve my dignity whilst wearing leggings as otherwise I suffer from a rather unsightly male ballet-danceresque bulge in that area. Not that I’m bragging or anything.

Anyway, this is my attempt at modelling hotpants.

My conclusion? Simple: omg I have f**king girls legs. Manly shoulders, but girls legs. No hotpants for me then. Harrumph.